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From: "Moe" <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Sent: Wednesday, July 01, 2015 10:55 AM
Subject: Hi grade eh farms
Hi grade eh farms,
I want to tank yous guys for your hard work raisin chikens. I was wonderin if yous guys shipped to Springfield? I own a bar here and was hoping to sell hot wings. Do yous guys breed those mini chikens or can get them? This guy homer that comes into my fine establishment eats them by the truckload. I only want the best ones from you and also I can call them imported. (Ya know because you are in Canada, arghhhh!) We will get rich! I also want a chiken companion. I have a portrait of myself and my dream chiken at the end of this letter. I think it will help my depression too. Hope to hear from yous guys soon! If I don't I'm going to kick the crap outta you, okay?
Have a great day.
Thanks for dropping by. I'm Matthew Nelson, farmer of Grade Eh Farms. I post on where my love and passion for life intersect with family, farming, food, & chicken for the soul.
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